My Future Husband

Who is this man, you might ask? Well, he's got to be Europe's most eligible bachelor. And here at 'Studio Douche' we're tracking this little Eurotreasure's every move!

His name is Nunzio La Vecchia, and he's everything a man should be - millionaire, racing car driver, entrepeneur, scientist AND aviator. But his talents don't end there - he's also a POP Star. NOT kidding!

Watch him swooning in his latest video 'Nightshift' from the album appropriately titled 'Club Soda'. Gosh, I wouldn't mind sharing a club soda (and double Bombay Sapphire) with him some time!

As 2 Unlimited very succinctly put it - 'There's NO limits!'

Yours,

Dana Douche

Press Attention Alert!

Hi again Loves,

My 'Nordic Shopping' exploits have been featured in cyberspace at the Berliner Morgenpost, one of Berlin's better daily rags!
Just go to: http://www.morgenpost.de/berlin/article1068483/29_Berliner_Halbmarathon.html and be sure to flick through the boring pics of joggers and embarrassing rollerblade mishaps until you reach me.

Ta ta!

DD

Teaser video - Nordic Shopping!

Hallo Lovelies,

Here's a Part One of the Nordic Shopping race .. just the warm-up, mind you!

Stay tuned for more snippets of the action.

Yours,

Dana Douche

Dirty Dancing Premiere

Hallo Ihr Süssen!

Say the words "DIRTY" and "DANCING" in the same sentence and you can't help but immediately visualise Patrick Swayze gliding on a dancefloor; muscles rippling with every move, his six-pack straining, and the adam's apple nearly popping out of his mouth as he swiftly lifts 'Baby' to a near impossible height. Simply magic!

It's always amazed me when looking back to this iconic piece of cinema, just how 'dirty' it was back then - it's nothing compared to the filth we see on a daily basis on our tv screens and various other electrical devices these days.

When I heard there was an opening Premiere night of the new Stage Show happening just around the corner from my inner city residence, it was too great an opportunity to miss. Of course I took centre stage on the red (or in this case - shocking 'pink') carpet, along with a deluge of D-List German celebrities, who were all given the dreadful task of proving they knew how to dance dirty - with a watermelon!

Well, I swear it's the truth - I had the TIME of my LIFE!

Yours,

Dana Douche

Nordic Shopping - for Fun, Fitness and Finance!

Hi Loves!

So anyway, I was out browsing the racks one day and I had a brain wave - imagine if you could shop non-stop, 24 hours, AND do a workout at the same time! If I wasn't so modest I'd call it genius - it's 'Nordic Shopping'.

Taking a leaf out of the geriatrics of this world who seem to very much like 'Nordic Walking' (it's using two sticks to support you while you stroll, invented by some 70 year old Scandinavian mountain climber), I've modified it for use in all consumer's favourite past-time, SHOPPING.

Why lope around the aisles, watching the bargains gets snatched in front of your eyes, when you can get an edge by using a sporty and stylish pair of sticks to strut and shop faster than anyone else? Why not shop AND lose some kilos at the SAME TIME?? After all, it's the only chance you've got to be able to squeeze your over-sized rear end into any of those slim-fit pant suits!

As it happened, I was lucky enough to be in the area where a group of Nordic Walkers had gathered to enter a race. It was my chance to show them a thing or two about Nordic Shopping, and test out my theory. And it was truly a workout. I bought Louis, Dolce, Max and Cerruti, and lost over 4 and a half kilos! Not kidding.

Yours,

Dana Douche

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