Hi Loves!
So anyway, I was out browsing the racks one day and I had a brain wave - imagine if you could shop non-stop, 24 hours, AND do a workout at the same time! If I wasn't so modest I'd call it genius - it's 'Nordic Shopping'.
Taking a leaf out of the geriatrics of this world who seem to very much like 'Nordic Walking' (it's using two sticks to support you while you stroll, invented by some 70 year old Scandinavian mountain climber), I've modified it for use in all consumer's favourite past-time, SHOPPING.
Why lope around the aisles, watching the bargains gets snatched in front of your eyes, when you can get an edge by using a sporty and stylish pair of sticks to strut and shop faster than anyone else? Why not shop AND lose some kilos at the SAME TIME?? After all, it's the only chance you've got to be able to squeeze your over-sized rear end into any of those slim-fit pant suits!
As it happened, I was lucky enough to be in the area where a group of Nordic Walkers had gathered to enter a race. It was my chance to show them a thing or two about Nordic Shopping, and test out my theory. And it was truly a workout. I bought Louis, Dolce, Max and Cerruti, and lost over 4 and a half kilos! Not kidding.
Yours,
Dana Douche
Dear Dana,
ReplyDeletereading your entry already makes me loose weight. Maybe we can do a nordic shopping tour together once in a while?