SCANDAL(ASS) - Paparazzi snap Dana's Touche!

No matter how professional you are, mishaps can and DO occur. From Janet Jackson's famous wardrobe malfunction at the MTV awards (that pesky nipple popping out from her bustier) to Britney Spears' 'snatch-flash' shot (an expertly angled photograph of Britney's nether regions as she made her not-so-graceful exit from her limousine) - no celebrity is safe from the lenses of malicious photographers looking to make their million for that one *scandalous* shot.

And last week I, Dana Douche, was targeted by such a Paparazzo, who succeeded in taking a shot of my rear end while bending over, as I innocently went about my reportage work. The cheek! Or in this case, two larger ones. The results are too shocking to publish on this page, so you'll have to click on this link: http://www.mein-ostdeutschland.de/photos/detail/2544/50974

The photographer in question is none other than celebrity photographer known on the red carpets as 'OPARAZZI', pictured below. 'Opa' in German means Grandpa, so you can understand the name. He's a rather cute old man, and he'd make a good Santa Claus, too.


Needless to say, my stylist was given a stern talking to for the split on the skirt, and contrary to what Oparazzi mentioned on his website (that perhaps I'd eaten a little too many burgers at the 'Hooters' opening), I am still following a strict diet regime.

Till next,

Dana