Hallo Sweeties!
Well, news sizzling hot off the wire here at Studio Douche is the 'speculation' that our favourite young Prince William might be readying himself to tie the knot, and get cracking with the unenviable task of producing more precocious Royal brats, with none other than the Ms Kate 'Jobless' Middleton.
I wouldn't be betting my money on it, if the Paparazzi have their way! If it were me, I'd definitely avoid walking out of the revolving doors of posh restaurants, or being driven in tunnels, or wearing too much 'Royal Blue'.
So don't go buying that merchandise yet, because we at Studio Douche have come up with another design alternative, should Kate find herself trapped in a deathly 'pap-attack'.
Our attractive plate design, created by the top intern in our studio, can be pre-ordered simply by emailing us at:
william&danawedding@studiodouche.com.
Hurry while stocks last!
Yours,
DD
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