Well my lovelies,
I'm so excited I can barely speak - next week, I've been given exclusive interviews with none other than Hitler, Elvis, and the Chrysler Building, to name a few!
Yes dears, it's a star-studded week of red carpet events and cabaret shows.
First up we'll be heading over to the backstage area of the Admiralspalast in Berlin during rehearsals of 'The Producers', Mel Brooks' famous musical, which features tap-dancing storm troopers and a camp Hitler singing "Heil Myself". Since touring London, New York and everywhere else in Europe while managing to skirt the edges of Germany, it's finally landed in the Teutonic capital - an historic event that's got the German media buzzing. I just can't wait to meet Hitler, who'll be accompanied by his side-kick, The Chrysler Building, which is apparently played by one of Berlin's most famous drag queens.
Then we're off on Wednesday to see legendary cabaret show 'Stars In Concert', with Europe's most talented celebrity impersonators. There, I'll have the pleasure of eating a burger with Elvis, having a cry with showgirl Bette Midler (remember that iconic movie 'Beaches'?), and knocking back a few Jägermeister shots with Dusty Springfield. I think we'll find it takes a lot of talent to be a dead star, and ever more to play one that's still alive. Unfortunately Tina Turner can't make it (I was hoping to dish up some dirt on Ike) but there is no doubt it will be a revealing celebrity moment.
And on Friday I'll be joining the legions of adorable swines in the press pit (minus the flu, I hope) at the red carpet, for the Berlin Premiere of 'The Producers', where we will hope to lure the show's creator Mel Brooks to our own little red carpet with free gin cocktails and Douche-style giveaways.
It's going to be an exciting, celebrity-packed week! To this day I never thought I would secure interviews with such illustrious guests, with such impressionable resumes!
Do stay tuned for saucy pics and video snips!
Yours,
Dana Douche
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